jennifer johnson is sick of being single

"I'm going to look on the bright side, and I will, as soon as I find it."

(p 104)

"I check my online dating account. I'm signed up on ExplodingHearts.com, which is supposed to match you with people better than you could match yourself... When I filled out my profile I briefly considered just saying everything I know guys want to hear, that I'm a size zero and I like to barbecue steaks in a thong and sometimes I have secret lipstick-lesbian fantasies where I get into a pillow fight with my supermodel girlfriend and then we decide to have sex. But instead I opted to tell the truth, just ti minimize the disappointment factor, if nothing else. I listed my real age, my real weight, and my real hobbies, which include watching Golden Girls reruns while eating Taco Bell. Might as well cop to it now."

(pp 21-22)

--from the novel jennifer johnson is sick of being single by Heather McElhatton